Monday, December 24, 2001

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The Mother of Foca Entertainament International Corporations wishes all blessed to enjoy our good service a Merry Christmas and a Happy 2002.
Thank you for your preference. In 2002, we will follow the triggering rardicóre.

Wednesday, December 19, 2001

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De la Rúa of Bitterness
by Sebastian Gardel, posudo liquidator thinks that owns the building

We did not need to open Itaipu. Nuestros hermanos platinum tried to give us the best joke of 2001 on their own. Buenos Aires was for.
Given the desperate situation, the Argentine marrentos are accepting any business. Quotation cu fell $ 30 to $ 15 during the trawler in the land of Don Diego. Crack Argentina has offered to take the country out of the hunt, attending the second edition of the House of Artists, in order to take off a few bucks for dear fatherland and the continuation of the career mirror the Taiguara House. It is thought that the Argentine gobierno might rent the Casa Rosada to the animator of Jewish audience wanted more of Brazil, Senor Abravanel.
It is said backstage at the De la Rúa government, that if the minister's fall from flatus Cavallo, experienced Zagalllllllo assume the folder without problems, since it was always half-ass it.

Monday, November 26, 2001

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fact, remembered something. Now I know why I think Alexandre Frota a cool guy.

On Sunday program he said he did not wear underwear. I also do not use. Nice guys do not wear underwear.

Okay, so now I can go sleep in peace. Perhaps not need the Lexotan.

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Okay, okay. I admit it. It's my fault ...

I was charged with the task of maintaining the regularity of bullshit nonsense written in this blog while Pap is in the ICU of the Hospital Beneficence Portuguese Vilar dos Teles but did not.

But my disappearance has reasons. Tomorrow I'll explain what they are.

bye now. I'm having insomnia. I'll take an overdose of Lexotan.

Wednesday, November 21, 2001

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Taliban present his new strategist
Supernatural By Al Meida

Before the American offensive in Afghanistan and the resulting drop in popularity of his government, the Taliban militia has acquired an enhanced weight to their squad strategic: the tetra world champion Mario Zagallo.
"We hired Zagallo one hand, being a successful person, so charismatic and able to regain our self-esteem, our popularity with our people. At the same time he has been a leading specialist in overthrowing Black Birds, which will be very important for the next phases of the war. "- said Edmundo Sa Liva, one of the Taliban leadership.
Zagallo says he is very happy with the new contract, and not only accepted the invitation at the time of the attack on the World Trade Center because the Taliban have insisted on keeping the date of September 11.
"Dust, man! They could not have planned it all away 13 days? "

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Advances strategic
By: Commander Rolinha
psychographed by: Luciana Gimenez


Sources linked to international terrorism has just informed - on an unofficial - that terrorist Arabian Osama bin Laden is about to acquire a controlling stake in TAM. According to them, facing the possibility of direct confrontation with the Americans, we must avoid the loss of men to attack suicide bombers on airliners.
"The airplanes of this company are fully aligned with our goals and ideals, as only one of them does the job it would lay off at least 50 of our men between strategic and performers. - Said Lo Zaga al.

Wednesday, November 7, 2001

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Mother's Seal reveals the true identity of Lactobacilli Live [Part 2 of 2]
by Leann Rimes, direct-Kho Ja-Née (Contributed to this report Luis Amorim, the newly elected Father Anus of the Readers' Forum magazine He She)


Poh-Ra What is this?
According to Osho, the Poh-Ra is nothing more than the excess of life that human beings - especially men - have within them. Such excess in life are the Lactobacilli Living. The accumulation of Ra-Poh eventually become very Grinding coexistence with the rest of the universe, and so there is a need to boot it out.
Osho, tireless practitioner of Bron-Ha, accidentally ended up discovering that Live Lactobacilli could serve as food for men in their many prayers the Onan. Demonstrating keen business acumen, now stores all Poh-Ra produced by the monks of his community into small bottles and sell them to the needy. Then there's the Yakult.
With Yakult, Sage has enhanced the practice of Osho Bron-Ha and still ended the threat of extinction of Live Lactobacilli. After the war, the soldier took them to their countries the knowledge of Osho, ensuring the worldwide success of Yakult and yoga.

Bron-Ha: The Yakult in Brazil
all the success we achieved in Brazil Yoga, the practice of Bron-Ha in our country took on a cult of independent (being known as Onanism). The
onanistic are a more radical faction of followers of Osho, who prophesy the Bron-Ha as the salvation of mankind. The more traditional yoga practitioners do not recognize them as followers of the teachings of Osho, onanistic because some do not respect the tenets of Eastern sage. According to Paula (not her real name, she fears retaliation by the onanistic) "Osho grew that beard white feature of oriental wise because it was a real colony of Lactobacillus Living, serving as raw material for the making of Yakult. The onanistic not respect those traditions. "
production of Yakult has several famous personalities, like the Good Old Man Noel. In Brazil, the largest producers of Live Lactobacilli in activity are the journalist Nelson Rodrigues Filho, Congressman Jose Genoino, the Prophet Kindness and actor Carlos Vereza overall, the famous Senator Caxias.

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Mother's Seal reveals the true identity of Lactobacilli Live [Part 1 of 2]
by Leann Rimes, direct-Kho Ja-Nee (contributed to this report Luis Amorim, the newly elected Father Anus of the Readers' Forum magazine He She)

After months of fierce investigations, sleepless nights, blondes poorly designed and many, many even jokes failed, the team finally MOF Special Reports brought out one of the best-kept secrets of the dairy industry worldwide: the true identity of Live Lactobacilli.

The origin of everything
They all know that the longtime Yakult has its roots in Asia, the region of our planet that has the highest concentration of Lactobacilli existing Living in the Biosphere. What nobody knew is that Yakult is the product of a very popular practice of yoga - the individual relaxation exercise, which helps the practitioner to more effectively reach Nirvana through a prayer to Onan, considered the patron saint of Live Lactobacilli. This exercise, which the practitioners of Yoga called Bron-Ha (relaxation manual), eventually becoming more popular by the world for being very practical and efficient, and easy execution of their movements.

Osho, the idealist, the Bron-Ha
The practice of Bron-Ha has existed for at least five millennia. Its popularity and consequent global expansion happened during World War II, when the survival of Lactobacillus Live found to be seriously threatened by the hostile environment that has become our biosphere. The
largely responsible for spreading Bron-Ha of the world was the philosopher Osho Asian, a real monk and practitioner of Yoga. Osho has published several books exploring the Eastern practice of balance with the environment of being around her, always putting the practice of Bron-Ha as an excellent means of relaxation. His books will eventually become almost compulsory reading the soldiers in the war fronts, always tense because of their violent routines.
The Eastern philosopher preached that the Bron-Ha not only helped in the cosmic balance of being, but also served as a means to combat the loneliness of the monks, putting them in touch with their own bodies and facilitating their raids through their auras . Osho also emphasized that the prayers helped to Onan monks and practitioners of Yoga around the world to sow the Biosphere with Poh-Ra, facilitating the development of Live Lactobacilli.

Tuesday, November 6, 2001

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The Mother of Foca Net News is publicly lamenting the abandonment of Alexander Fleet House of Artists.

Fleet managed to praise the title of Honorary Foca, the show gave a crude that while in the program, especially in the history of carnival with the Regininha. Without it, the program loses its novelty.

Now the only person that house is the rough Supla, but no longer with whom he hit the ball. Except perhaps for Barbara Paz, with whom he also can hit the ball, if you know what I mean ... [It is the state, papa! No waiver!]

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Kiko Ramirez is back. And just to honor the King Supla. It has to be very cool to have on national television the following dialogue:

Marcos Frota - the seal - : There cumpadi, tamo here to come up with the parade of bullshit, y'know? The Brotha tamo devising a strategy to eliminate the mule, y'know, a dus underwear but will have to run ........

Supla - King - : I'm on. But no cricket. I leave in 17 days, I'm here just to promote my CD that will come out for 9.90 on newsstands.

Washington Olivetto is the shit. Marketing is the Supla.

Sunday, November 4, 2001

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And I'm still impressed with the competitor Hérica and exercise to make farting.

In fact, even farting she can be beautiful.

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More
a biased attitude of the participants of The Edge by eliminating Rogerio Gaucho clearly a prejudice against homosexuals, because, as already stated, is a dogma that all humanity is gaucho viado.

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The Mother of Foca would apologize for such a lack of commitment to the readers.

turns out that the most frequent editor of this blog shit is three days in hospital in grave condition. When eventually realized the inevitable lowering of Framengo and know the end of the RPM he entered a serious crisis of depression and since then has stuck his finger in the nose. As the crisis began, he was immediately taken to the Portuguese Beneficent Hospital in Vilar dos Teles.

The doctor at first thought it was just a nervous breakdown, but with a closer examination noticed that was beginning to ooze out some splashing from the gap between the finger and the patient's nose. He was then rushed to the ICU, where he underwent surgery. In the operation was taken over a pound of snot from the nose of the patient. All doctors were unanimous in saying they had never seen anything like it. The operation was a success even though at no point the finger being removed from his nose. Not under anesthesia was possible to move the patient's hand. Since then, the trauma was not exceeded. He fears a relapse and do not cut your finger from the nose in any case. Psychologists in Brazil and the world are studying the case and is expected to recover as fast as possible so he can get back to writing.

Pap await his recovery.
Sincerely Mother of the entire team of Foca.

Wednesday, October 31, 2001

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Besides, the participation of Alexandre Frota this program is great!

not enough the guy got wide open - in an absolutely crude - which already ate, among others, Regininha Luiza Tome and Poltergeist, and describe the mole that has pro Supla Bárbara Paz - doing stretching with her ass in his face - Pearl had a sensational evening's room machaiada.

Mastronelli: "I've got a lot. I wanted to see her deny"

Fleet: "Who?"

Mastronelli: "Nana ..."

Matheus: "And there, Supla, when are you going to start singing, bro? "

Supla:" Nana is one of short haired? "

[laughs]

Matheus:" No, that there is Nubia. This is already the Fleet ... "

Supla:" Ah ... And Marilyn Monroe? "Frota

:" Mari Alexander. "

Supla:" She does not talk to anybody. "

Fleet:" It's kind of shy but good people. "

Matheus:" She has a boyfriend .

Supla: "Gee, women come here with a book" Nobody is nobody, as she is have a boyfriend? "

[laughs]

Supla:" She is an artist? "Frota

:" She is engaged to Vava. "

[hysterical laughter]



Our homage to Alexandre Frota, which is definitely a Foca.

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And we also want to express our repudiation of the injunction granted by Justice's request Globo prohibit the display of the program House of Artists.

Damn, I want to see Supla eating Mari Alexandre !

Team Mother of Foca
for a nice pair of Guampa Vava's forehead.

Tuesday, October 30, 2001

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are a little late for that, but fuck it ...

The Mother of Foca comes through this express rejection of the first result of the elimination of the overall program The Edge.

The incident was clearly an act of bigoted group, led by a fascist military policeman, Bisteka competitor against the target of prejudice because she was female, black, squatter, Flamengo, Mangueira and macumbeira.

Friday, October 26, 2001

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The female humans always say: "I wanted the men to stay menstruated. You would see how they are only six days of suffering. And even worse for you, why would the urethra [ the hole where the pee comes out ]." Although

paracer obvious, it is wrong to conclude that, in case of male menstruation, the blood would come out through the urethra. If the man to be bled, the fluid would be stored in the bag, which in this case would lock-in Zip format. It was just open and empty the toilet nearest and ready.

is the practicality of modern man according to the ultra-realist conception of humanity ...


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(Zumbi do Mato - Almodovar Almodovários)

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follows the last part of the analysis of the bushes near the patience to stick with No Limit:

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Our fourth contestant is Peto, 25, single and seller in a clothing store. Study letters for Mackenzie and his dream is to make teaching and working with children. In other words, the similarity to Michael Jackson is not just physical - remember Michael Peto in the early solo career, Black man, grinning and full of bad hair pigtail. Like Michael, Peto also has the idol the great Marvin Gaye and, at the site on Saturdays he loves to dance too. Peto

For there is no pair very likely. The youngest competitor is the Junior Baiano, 23. Besides advanced age, Junior Baiano has
against another but its relationship with Peto: they are both black. And everybody knows that a good black man really loves a blonde babes. In this case, one would need Suequinha.

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Our Rodrigo is the fifth competitor in 30 years, unmarried and military police. Rodrigo is the father of four children by three different women
. His greatest pride is never have accepted bribes in the profession.

Rodrigo is an exemplary professional. Challenges criminals with Port Authority saying "obey me because I'm pulic, p, u, l, i, cecidrila, a. Atoria Massimo."

The Mother of Foca was threatened when he began researching the lives of friends and prefers not to analyze their sexuality. Even more because according to the website of The Edge:

"Rodrigo give a steer to avoid getting into a fight and make a herd for not leaving her."

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Our sixth competitor is Roger, 49, married, rancher, fan Gremio and Gaucho. Another tenet of humanity: the whole is gay and gaucho gaucho is all cat. Besides

gaucho, Roger was educated at boarding school and served the Army. That is, is above the level permitted by pederastic
Brazilian law, art. 24 of the constitution of October 5, 1988. It will be the perfect match for Zeca Camargo.

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Our presenter is Zeca Camargo, 38 , mining and presenter of TV Globo in 1996. Zeca says meditate and feel the goose bumps at the beginning of No Limit 3. He has been a dancer and took part in the spectacle "Light, calm and voluptuousness" in 1991.

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Although interesting new competitors, capanha BACK TO ME, PEANUT continues. Send e-mail asking for the return of nolimite@redeglobo.com.br Ebony Knight of Rocinha.

Wednesday, October 24, 2001

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And Avacalhação The Edge continues


Now let the men. Our first contestant is Diuare, 27, single, Flamengo and sushi. There is no credibility in a sushi-east?

Even seven years old, this boy name was created in an impressive hippie commune. Another dogma of humanity is that any hippie is disgusting, does not bathe freely and live sex. Diuare is a strong competitor in the Junior Baiano's boyfriend, who know below.

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Our second contestant is Fabio, 23, bachelor, and stutter model. Fabio recently began her modeling career. He says he does not leave home without scent. Until the early years playing soccer for Vasco da Gama and went by the name Junior Baiano. Was the holder of the Brazilian defender in 1998. It was a time away from football after being caught in an anti-doping test. He snorted anthrax. Like any

Brazil knows, Fabio dated for two years the pop star Lafond. You are now single and embarks on the adventure of The Edge to find a new love. Diuare is the first candidate.

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Our third competitor is Peter 36, married and preacher. Peter is studying theology, has practiced jujitsu and advises young people in your church. His idol is Jesus.

In 1991 he was kidnapped. The police burst into captivity before the payment of ransom. Like Patricia Abravanel, Peter thanks God for his rescue. Also as Patricia, Peter suffered from Stockholm syndrome and had sex with the kidnappers - One of them was black, with large member and attended by Jesus. Peter says that

miss candy. Besides not being a virgin, he is also addicted.

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Tomorrow, computed, the last three competitors: Peto (another name scrotum), Rodrigo Rogéio and, besides, of course, the presenter of debauchery, Jeca Camargo

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Continuing with our analysis of the competing program The Edge ...

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Our fourth contestant is Jana, 20 years, single, law student and supporter of Pindamonhangaba Football Club (seriously). The text on the site says:

"At 20, Jana receives a scholarship in exchange for work and reveals that suffers discrimination in college by their social position."

Amazing how even the very Globe competitor assumes that this is a bitch. Janina sells her body in exchange for a scholarship and discriminated against for being a bitch. But the dog world that we live, where university law students discriminate a bitch! At least Jana bitch is assumed.

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Our competitor is the fifth
Claudia Lucia, a 36-year-old married housewife. In 1985 Claudia was named Panther carnival and made the cover of Playboy. After that dropped out of law school and went to her modeling career. First

impressive as these law students have a tendency to prostitution.

Second, it is amazing how the Globe has been much more brazen in The Edge 3 in recruiting whores. They definitely understood that the program to achieve good levels of audience, someone has to release the pussy. Who gives evil is Zeca Camargo, who is not reached in the fruit. Needless to conclude

Claudia Lucia is that the old whore of the program, also known as the Globe mainha.

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Our sixth competitor is Tatiana, 24, single, pussy and drama student. Another tenet of humanity is that all female students of theater are whores and there are no male drama students. It's dogma, then it is infallible. The text of the site says:

"At 24, she has a stripped-down style of being and guarantees that potboiler, less cooking."

Tatiana, and a bitch, is quite professional. It's call girl. Topa everything from couples lesbian old and fat by escatalogias in general (remember the genial Salò di le 120 giornate Sodom, Pasolini?).

His hobby is self-implementing heike! For those unaware, heike is one such holistic therapies cultures steals sucker type of bach flower, yoga, hemi-sync etc.. Those who know how to explain that such a right heike, please feel free.

There is no doubt that Tatiana is a bitch.

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And tomorrow starts the analysis of competing males males: Diuare (scrotum that name!), Fabio and Peter And Anna

Monday, October 22, 2001

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She has no idea of \u200b\u200bhow hot it is ...

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Avacalhação No Limit - Part I

This is the traditional analysis of Mother of Foca on the competitors of the overall program The Edge 3. Begins on October 28. Look at the names of competitors. It seems that Globo was not content with Lhits (something), that lesbian chick.

is the dawn of the age of Aquarius.


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Our first contestant is Adriana, 28 , married, a physiotherapist and a resident of Rio was created by an aunt. Adriana has a mania for cleaning and dreams to serve the army. In the program's website is written "Early on she began modeling and at age 19, he already bought an apartment. Currently, she does some modeling and also exercising the profession of physiotherapist."

First, all models are whores and all models are gay. This is a tenet of humanity. The chick should have started her modeling career with a 12 year Casablancas giving a tupiniquim. Then with a 23, knew the sucker Adrian, her husband and got married. Probably he is too ugly or too old to marry because a whore who dreams come
the army has to be a lot loser. Adriana, besides bitch, must be much mail!

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Our second contestant is Bisteka, 28, single, Flamengo, macumbeira and dancer.

Not only that the girl be known as Bisteka (the aurélio: bisteka, see handyman f) be the samba dancer, Flamengo and be winning the gold standard for best dancer in Carnival 1999, it still appears on television saying he likes to look good naked. Who has seen the advertisement, you know. Bitch, without right of appeal.

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Our third contestant is Hérica, 24 years, single and triathlete. Hérica divides his time between workouts and triathlon
work in a restaurant hostess. Another tenet of humanity is unquestionable that any hostess are whores and all hosts are picky or stuttering. As Bisteka, Hérica is undoubtedly a bitch.


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Tomorrow expert analysis three other competitors program

Sunday, October 21, 2001

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Show opening with Anthrax.

Friday, October 19, 2001

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The Russian tennis player and hot (gostosíssima) Anna Cunicova can not play nothing but hits a ball. The latest news about the lolita of duty with respect to the happy (overjoyed) possibility of it become the next Bond Girl . It seems that Anna still negotiating the amount to show Kournikova on the big screen, but it never hurts to drop a hand crew stop for a few seconds to do a figuinha. After all, it is the preferred wallpaper machaiada.

Sunday, October 14, 2001

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One last word on an old subject.
Roberto Campos did not die.
Just switched hosts.


(And who will be the next butt to sit on the chair 21 of the Brazilian Academy of Letters?)